mee ko bitches about tv she watched last night

It really is a feat how LOST can be simultaneously infuriating and amazing. For every episode they try to answer one question and manage to create three more. Arghhhhh. Who the hell is the villain here, Widmore or Ben? Why is John so special? Wasn't Walt the special one? Is Walt going to go back to the island too? Why is Kate such a bitch? Why is Widmore's British accent so appallingly bad?

John Locke is one of my favorite characters, but could he BE anymore gullible? NEVER trust Benry, that should be the freaking mantra of this show. He's already SHOT you once and left you to die, John. And he's a total creeper.

That being said, Benry is a great villain. He just strangled Locke and I still managed to come away from it thinking he was pretty badass.

Actually I don't have much to complain about here, that was a pretty good episode with a killer ending (pun intended).

Except Kate. She's still a bitch.

Oh my kittens, Top Chef. Well, my dire prediction came true, that turd Hosea managed to coast through the entire competition and take home the prize.

Oh Carla. Souffléed. I hope you win Fan Favorite. You might have been one of the best reality show contestants ever.

And despite the editors' attempts to make me think otherwise, Hosea is a much bigger tool than Stefan is. Sorry, I am totally a huge Stefan apologist, and this episode made me like him even more. What can I say, I am a sucker for snarky assholes with hearts of gold. ;)

Honestly, though, Stefan and Carla pretty much wrapped first place in a bow and sent it straight to Hosea. Rationally (what, me?), I suppose he did cook the better meal on that particular day, which is how they choose to judge, but I question that decision. Isn't it better to reward the actual Top Chef than Top Chef on the Final Day? Stefan and Carla may have slipped in the finale, but their records were both miles above Hosea's. And by the way, can we stop with the scallops? A wise man once said, "This is Top Chef, not Top Scallops!"

And way to make the final decision the LEAST compelling of all time. Was there even any suspense?

Also, I had to laugh at Padma's bitchy "That course was utterly pedestrian." A clichéd line from someone who knows practically nothing about food. Thank you for your incisive words, Padma.

Why yes, I am bitter.

Meep Meep...this finale sucked.